This is Clara.

She could be your next customer.

She opens your website.

First impressions matter.

But Clara sees 12 errors.

Sloppy website,

sloppy company.

That’s how she sees it.

She’s gone.

You’ve lost another customer.

So what happens if you work with me?

Same customer, same website.

What will she see this time?

Correct German,

written to sell.

This time, she books.

You’ve won a new customer.

What would Clara see on your website?

Find out in 48 hours with the German Error Check: the German errors on your most important pages, with screenshots and corrections, in one report.

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DRAMATIZATION · CLARA AND HOTEL PORTAKAL ARE FICTIONAL

Broken German on your sitecosts you customers.Let’s fix that.Scroll down to see what I mean.

REAL EXAMPLES

Clara is fictional.The errors are real.

Below are serious errors from real websites, why they are wrong, and what a German customer understands when reading them. Are you sure your website has no errors like these?

01KNIFE-SHARPENING STORE
ON THE SITE

„Feines Kuhwahnsinnsleder -Strop…“

CORRECT

„Streichriemen aus feinem Rindsleder“

WHAT A GERMAN READER UNDERSTANDSFine mad-cow-disease leather stropIn German, “Kuhwahnsinn” reads as mad cow disease. So a German reader understands the product, a leather strop for knives, as made of “fine mad-cow-disease leather”. The correct word is “Rindsleder”, cowhide.
02PIZZA-OVEN MAKER
ON THE SITE

„Anforderung zum Austritt aus der EU“

CORRECT

„Widerrufsbelehrung“

WHAT A GERMAN READER UNDERSTANDSRequest to leave the EUIn German, “Austritt aus der EU” means leaving the European Union. So a German reader understands the footer link to the cancellation rules as “Request to leave the EU”. The correct word is “Widerrufsbelehrung”, the notice of the right to cancel.
03WATERPROOF-GLOVE MAKER
ON THE SITE

„Extrem kalte wasserdichte Handschuhe“

CORRECT

„Wasserdichte Handschuhe für extreme Kälte“

WHAT A GERMAN READER UNDERSTANDSExtremely cold waterproof glovesIn German, “extrem kalte Handschuhe” are gloves that are extremely cold themselves. So a German reader understands the menu item as “Extremely cold waterproof gloves”. The correct words are “für extreme Kälte”: for extreme cold.
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04MEMBERSHIP SOFTWARE
ON THE SITE

„Gemeinschaftliches Gebäude“

CORRECT

„Community-Aufbau“

WHAT A GERMAN READER UNDERSTANDSA communal buildingIn German, “Gebäude” means a building, as in a house. So a German reader understands the feature for building a community as “a communal building”. The correct word is “Community-Aufbau”, building a community.
05INSOLE BRAND
ON THE SITE

„Bündeln und speichern“

CORRECT

„Im Set sparen“

WHAT A GERMAN READER UNDERSTANDSBundle and save to diskIn German, “speichern” means saving a file. So a German reader understands the menu item as “Bundle and save to disk”. The correct word is “sparen”, saving money.

PACKAGES

Five packages for your needs.

You can ask me to find the errors on your site, fix your site’s broken German, write German pages for your site from scratch, translate your app into German, or write your store listing in German. Your choice!

German Error Check

The most important errors in your German, in a report within 48 hours.

WHO IT’S FOR:For anyone who wants to be sure the German on their site is correct.

  • I check the most important pages of your site.
  • I show the most serious errors with screenshots.
  • I write the correct German for each error.
  • I tell you which package fits the rest of your site.
  • Order a package of $990 or more and this fee is taken off its price.

DELIVERY48 HOURS

$390USD · FIXED PRICE
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German Copy Repair

Every error in your German, found and corrected; texts that are already correct stay as they are.

WHO IT’S FOR:For anyone who wants to fix the broken German on their site.

  • I correct every error on your German pages.
  • A glossary keeps your product terms consistent.
  • A before-and-after report shows what changed and why.
  • You get the texts ready to paste; with access, I enter them myself.

DELIVERYWITHIN DAYS

from $1,490USD · STARTING PRICE
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German Version Build

Your whole site in German, written to sell.

WHO IT’S FOR:For anyone who wants a German version of their site in persuasive, sales-focused German.

  • I write every page of your site in German from scratch.
  • I write them to convince German customers.
  • German titles, descriptions and page addresses are included.
  • I set up the language switcher with your team.

DELIVERYSET IN THE QUOTE

from $2,490USD · STARTING PRICE
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German App Localization

Your app or software in German: every button, menu and message your users see.

WHO IT’S FOR:For anyone who wants their app or software to speak German to its users.

  • I translate every text your app shows its users.
  • Where German runs longer, I write a version that fits.
  • You get the strings in your file format, ready to import.

DELIVERYWITHIN DAYS

from $990USD · STARTING PRICE
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German Store Listing

Your listing on Amazon.de, the App Store, Google Play or the Shopify App Store, written in German.

WHO IT’S FOR:For anyone who wants German customers to find and choose their product in a store.

  • I write your listing’s title, description and selling points in German.
  • I use the German words your customers search for.
  • The texts on your screenshots and images are included.
  • You get the text ready to paste into the store.

DELIVERYWITHIN DAYS

from $390USD · STARTING PRICE
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YOUR TURN

Is your siteerror-free?

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What you want to know.

How do I know my German has errors?

The German Error Check looks at the most important pages of your site and reports the most serious errors within 48 hours, each with a screenshot and the correct German.

How is this different from a translation agency?

I don’t just translate your text. I read your site the way a German customer does, find wrong meanings, English left behind and word-for-word sentences, and fix them. If you want, I rewrite the text from scratch so that it convinces German customers.

How good is your German?

Native-level, as is my English; I learned both. The best way to judge is the text itself: the German Error Check shows you how I work on your own pages.

Do you write the texts with AI?

No. I write and check every sentence and every word myself. I think AI models are quite bad at copywriting. The texts they write all sound alike. They lack creativity and feel soulless. With texts like that, it is very hard to find a sales voice that convinces customers. I use AI only for simple, repetitive, mechanical tasks. This makes me work much faster. To make sure not even a small mistake has slipped past me, I have AI scan the texts once more after my own proofreading. It is an extra safety check. If you prefer, I can work without any AI at all. Delivery will just take a little longer.

What does “from” mean, and when do I get the exact price?

The starting price is the lowest price of a package. After I look at your site, you get one fixed price in a written quote before any work starts.

Can you adapt the German for Austria or Switzerland?

Yes. Readers in Austria and Switzerland use some words of their own, and German in Switzerland is written without ß. I write for readers in Germany unless we agree otherwise; adapting a text for Austria or Switzerland is extra work, so it costs extra. You see the price in the written quote before any work starts.

How does payment work?

50% deposit, balance before handoff; invoiced. Prices are in USD, excluding any taxes that may apply in your country.

How long does it take?

The German Error Check delivers its report within 48 hours. The German Version Build’s delivery date is set in the written quote; the other packages are delivered within days.

Who enters the text into our CMS?

You choose. I deliver the texts ready to paste, and you or your team enter them. If the quote says so, you give me access and I enter them.

What if we don’t like it?

One revision round is included. Nothing goes live without your approval.

What do you need from us to start?

Your site’s address. For the German Error Check that is all; for the other packages, I send you a written quote after looking at your site.

Do you sign NDAs?

Yes. Send it with your first email; I sign standard NDAs before work starts.

How do you invoice from Türkiye?

In US dollars or pounds sterling. You pay by a local bank transfer, with no international transfer fees and no Turkish tax.

Which industries do you work with?

Any business with German-speaking customers. That includes SaaS companies, Shopify apps, online stores, consumer brands and mobile apps.

Who fixes machine-translated German on a US or UK company’s website?

I do. I’m Umut Talipoğlu, a German copywriter in Istanbul with native-level German and English. I fix machine-translated German for companies in the US and the UK that sell to German-speaking customers.